My boyfriend said he doesn't feel anything sexually and asked me for help.
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Why don't people buy land in Antarctica?
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Why do cannibal women have flat chests?
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She left me, saying I have dissociative identity disorder.
Welcome! This is a friendly place for those cringe-worthy and (maybe) funny attempts at humour that we call dad jokes. Often (but not always) a verbal or visual pun, if it elicited a snort or face palm then our community is ready to groan along with you. To be clear, dad status is not a requirement. We're all different and excellent. Some people are born with lame jokes in their heart and so here, everyone is a dad. Some dads are wholesome, some are not. It's about how the joke is delivered.
My grandad told me he’s never committed six of the seven deadly sins.
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She left me, saying I have erectile dysfunction.
Welcome! This is a friendly place for those cringe-worthy and (maybe) funny attempts at humour that we call dad jokes. Often (but not always) a verbal or visual pun, if it elicited a snort or face palm then our community is ready to groan along with you. To be clear, dad status is not a requirement. We're all different and excellent. Some people are born with lame jokes in their heart and so here, everyone is a dad. Some dads are wholesome, some are not. It's about how the joke is delivered.
I pulled down my pants and said, "Here, here it is."
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They said if I hid a tooth under my pillow every night, I’d get what I want. I didn’t get it immediately, but after 30 days, my dad finally gave me what I always wanted:
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Writing a joke about sex is hard;
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Tennis players are the most humble people I know.
Welcome! This is a friendly place for those cringe-worthy and (maybe) funny attempts at humour that we call dad jokes. Often (but not always) a verbal or visual pun, if it elicited a snort or face palm then our community is ready to groan along with you. To be clear, dad status is not a requirement. We're all different and excellent. Some people are born with lame jokes in their heart and so here, everyone is a dad. Some dads are wholesome, some are not. It's about how the joke is delivered.
My boss was very happy and gave me a check, and then another, and then another.
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What do you call a $1000 brothel?
Welcome! This is a friendly place for those cringe-worthy and (maybe) funny attempts at humour that we call dad jokes. Often (but not always) a verbal or visual pun, if it elicited a snort or face palm then our community is ready to groan along with you. To be clear, dad status is not a requirement. We're all different and excellent. Some people are born with lame jokes in their heart and so here, everyone is a dad. Some dads are wholesome, some are not. It's about how the joke is delivered.
So I was at this plastic surgery hospital, and the doc asked me to pick any nose.
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"How could you do that? He was your blood, was with you the whole time, died in your hands, and you still killed him?!"
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Why are thermodynamics teachers always angry?
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Why do prostitutes have such a successful business?
Jokes that you don’t tell your children but your brother’s children are fair game.
So a businessman met a young woman.
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An earphone just burst in a guy's ears.
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So I went to an eye doctor, and he asked me, "Can you imagine a world without glasses?"
Welcome! This is a friendly place for those cringe-worthy and (maybe) funny attempts at humour that we call dad jokes. Often (but not always) a verbal or visual pun, if it elicited a snort or face palm then our community is ready to groan along with you. To be clear, dad status is not a requirement. We're all different and excellent. Some people are born with lame jokes in their heart and so here, everyone is a dad. Some dads are wholesome, some are not. It's about how the joke is delivered.
Banks are the most revolutionary things ever made; they brought change to the world.
Before dying, my dad told me to always follow two things in life:
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Never pay for a gym trainer, guys. It's a complete waste of money;
Welcome! This is a friendly place for those cringe-worthy and (maybe) funny attempts at humour that we call dad jokes. Often (but not always) a verbal or visual pun, if it elicited a snort or face palm then our community is ready to groan along with you. To be clear, dad status is not a requirement. We're all different and excellent. Some people are born with lame jokes in their heart and so here, everyone is a dad. Some dads are wholesome, some are not. It's about how the joke is delivered.
What do cannibals call suicide jokes?
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My manager told me, "Sell me this pen."
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