Tell me about a time when....

This is my downfall in all interviews. Doesn't matter how the question ends.

Tell me about a time when you dealt with a difficult customer.

Tell me about a time when you changed someone's mind.

Tell me about a time when you received excellent customer service.

Tell me about a time when ....

I don't remember anything. No times. Nothing has ever happened to me in my entire life. But I will show up to work! On time! I won't call off! Just hire me please. Because for real, once I'm done with work. done with any situation, I don't put any more energy in to it, good or bad. I don't have enough to spare, I'd rather remember something else, like the time I saw a mama and baby bunny under my neighbors trampoline. Or the time I raised a butterfly in my basement. Or the time a friend saw a bird IN THE SKY pooping and he DIVED OUT OF THE WAY so he didn't get pooped on. That was cool. Angry customers? Less cool.