Make Some Friends

Hey Twilight, you know how you're always encouraging me to make friends?

Yes, but the way you're bringing it up like this is a bit suspicious.

What?! How is that suspicious?

That's the kind of thing a pony says right before she reveals she's made friends with a hooligan.

I'm already friends with Trixie.

I know.

Why do you have such a problem with her, anyway?

She's arrogant, rude, and I'm pretty sure she goes out of her way to antagonize me.

And the whole alicorn amulet deal?

Well that I don't blame her for. It's not a pony's fault if she's affected by a corrupting magical artifact unless she knows its effects before putting it on.

You know what? I was worried that that's why you hated her, but you're all right in my book.

Uh, thanks?

Anyway, what I was going to tell you is that Trixie introduced me to a whole club for hooligans, so I'm going to go try to make some more friends.

I knew it!