r/Pikmin chess day 183: All of this bullshit happens.

So more detail on what happened:

The ice pickled men on board 3 decide to join the wog Nation One of them opens another bet stand on board 2 and in three turns the winner between piktamus Prime and the groovy long legs will be decided at random. 

The throne also catches on fire and the Breadbug gets angry so he screams so loud that the people on Board 2 and 3 hear it as well. Also Jerry gets a heart attack from the shock of both his shop burning down and the loud scream.

The nuclear winter ends and all the ice in the ravine defrosts, making the Thorne split in half.

Fiddletron gets attacked by the Sage Leaf who rips off his machinery. Now he is just regular old Fiddlebert.

The Emperor and Empress Bulblax starting having sexual intercourse again but this time it’s so graphic that it has to be censored and a bunch of the generic Pikmin there evaporate due to disgust

Louie and Spazbean accidentally meet each other and has a crisis on who is the real Louie.

Anyway, top comment decides the next move(s), legal or not.