What's the best line delivery in the show?

I like Schmidt's: 'I'll take that Paul, I'll take him to a water park, I will.

I'll put him on one of those waterslides between two obese people and he'll get smushed to death.

Die in a... Die in a water... He'll die between the obese people before he drowns in the water.'

Jess' 'What?' and Schmidt's 'Hmm?' makes this like delivery 10000% better!!