What are you too old for now? mic.

If I was asked that, I would say, "Going to nightclubs" no one wants to be the "old guy at the club". Also, jumping Subway turnstiles. I was in NYC a few weeks ago, saw some teenager do it, and run off. I thought about it, looked at the turnstile, and it actually said to me "Dude, if you try to jump me, and fall, you will be on YouTube before you get to your hotel."