The Master of Balls AND Holes!?!

Once again I am here to take quill to parchment and pen another righteous J'ACCUSE! for the betterment of this community.

TYLER FRANÇAIS SCHEID! I AM HERE TO SHED RIGHTEOUS LIGHT UPON YOUR CHARADE! This whole time you've been masquerading right under our very noses, but your birthday episode holds the key to your TRUE IDENTITY! All this time you've been so content misleading us, as we listened to you time and again say you were the master of "Balls in holes", when you are really in fact the "Master of Balls And Holes"!!!

MR. SCHEID! Here we were this whole time thinking that you were dunking, dipping, slamming and jamming your illustrious, sweaty, sporting balls into every hole you could find! Did you not expect us to find out, that you claim to master the artistry of Ball-and-hole play YET YOU HAVE NOT EVEN MANAGED TO MASTER THE FULL POTENTIAL OF THE UNION OF BALL AND HOLE!?

DO YOU DARE to conflate the individual mastery of balls and holes with the indisputable power of balls combined with holes in perfect harmony? DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT IT TRULY MEANS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND!?

DO YOU DENY THE INSERTION OF BALLS INTO HOLES AS THE HALLMARK OF TRUE SPORT MASTERY!?!

WHAT SAY YOU, MR. SCHEID? IF THAT IS YOUR REAL NAME!?

WHAT SAY YOU!?!